On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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