Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
