Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
