But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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