Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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