THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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