I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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