More tranny stories later!
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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