my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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