I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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