you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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