He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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