The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Randomize
