Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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