Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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