the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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