Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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