Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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