this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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