This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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