Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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