can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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