He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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