yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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