Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Girls should come with a carfax report
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
