i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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