I think scott just propositioned me for sex
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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