You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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