I wanna bring you to show and tell
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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