A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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