You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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