I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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