I love black thongs
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think i got beer on your cat.
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