Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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