these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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