What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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