just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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