whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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