I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
