i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i love accidental penises.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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