sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
