sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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