I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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