make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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