Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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