For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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