i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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