Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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