I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
