I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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