Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well I just put wine in my tea
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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