Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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