no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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