There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
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he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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