you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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